Right now our group is in hiatus due to 3 of the 4 members working in local haunted attractions for the Halloween season, but we plan on regrouping in early November. One problem though, it's likely nobody will really be in the mood to GM anything. With this in mind, I think it's time we allowed someone else into the group, preferably someone who's willing to give a group of misfits and ne'er-do-wells such as ourselves a try as players.
Some introductions...
"E"
Race: Balkan
Sex: Male
Class: Intellectual
Alignment: Arrogant
GM Profile: You won't find a better New World of Darkness storyteller anywhere!
Player Profile: Tends to play characters who are sociopaths, but rest assured he's no hack-n-slasher. Rather he's a roleplayer of the highest degree.
Warning: Aside from RPGs, his two favorite games are "Let me try to outsmart the GM" and "Let me go on some long-winded tirade to attempt to stun you with my limitless intellect and knowledge when all you want to do is play the frickin' game already".
"M"
Race: Italian/Irish
Sex: Female
Class: Dominatrix
Alignment: Perverted
GM Profile: Reputed for running games of "GURPS Goblins" and "Ghostbusters International", but tends to lose interest after one or two sessions.
Player Profile: Actually a pretty good roleplayer when she manages to stay awake.
Warning: Tends to fall asleep during sessions due to long work hours. Rather apt at making clever sexual innuendoes in an attempt to make her tablemates blush.
"G"
Race: French (we think)
Sex: Male
Class: Heckler
Alignment: Racist
GM Profile: Old-skool fantasy GM, pretty good at writing stories but has trouble with immersion due to his monotonous way of speaking.
Player Profile: More interested in making wisecracks, usually involving some offensive racial stereotype or doing bad impressions rather than actually playing. Helluva Warhammer 40K player, though!
Warning: If you're a minority, be sure you're the self-loathing type before approaching.
"Me"
Race: Barely Human
Sex: Not on your life
Class: Pain-in-the-ass
Alignment: Whiney
GM Profile: Lacks the mental capacity to GM anything other than straight-up comedy games such as "TOON!" and "Teenagers From Outer Space", and even then he's only half-assed at it.
Player Profile: Thinks he's God's gift to roleplaying but is in reality an obsessive, overly-dramatic twit.
Warning: Has been kicked out of every group he's ever been in except this one, and that's only because the other three like to see him cry.
Well, that about sums it up. So whaddya think, you up for a challenge?
Tags: looking-for-members
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